At a store, a lady stood in line waiting to pay for her items. Three men stood before her in the line. After 15 minutes she realized that the line wasn’t moving at all.
She shouted at the cashier, “Is this line going to take all day long?”
The cashier replied, “Please step aside ma’am and come here. You are standing behind three mannequins.”
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Dad rarely dresses up, so when he left the bedroom decked out in a suit and tie, he wanted to commemorate the moment.
Handing me his camera, he asked, “Mind taking a selfie of me?”
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A software expert was being attacked over his new product. He was defensive and would not back down.
“Your software has bugs!”
The expert replied, “My software never has bugs… it just develops some random features, that’s all.”
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“Courage is the price life exacts for granting peace.”
– Amelia Earhart –
Have a good week!
