Jerry’s Jottings 1-30-2019

  A little more snow to start the week. Just a few inches, about 4 or so, which will keep us with plenty of fluffy snow to enjoy as it shifts around with the wind. It’s all about learning to live with it or skipping out for a few weeks just to get a breather from the winter cold and come back with the swallows. No matter, January is over this week and February is short. There will be a promise of spring. This year we shouldn’t have that foot of snow on the tulips again. Should we?

The days are getting a little longer each day and those extra minuets added to sunlight time are appreciated. Another six weeks of that and we can complain how rough March is. But first we have the rare event of unsullied, accurate without regards to ratings, weather forecast. Saturday is Ground Hog Day. There it is, the big secret along with the current copy of The Farmers Almanac and an easy understanding of the stars. Having a trick knee also can round out your weather forecasting future. Yes, the cold and blowing snow is unmanageable.

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When a man opens the car door for his wife, it means one of two things…

It’s either a new car or a new wife!

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Some people wake up feeling like a million bucks…

Me?

I wake up feeling more like “Insufficient Funds”.

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My Old Aunt Says

I thought growing old

would take longer.

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  Have a good week.