Jerry’s Jottings 11-15-2017

This Saturday is the 44th Annual Fulda Holiday Craft Bazaar at Fulda High School. The event begins at 9 a.m. and goes until 2 p.m. This year’s bazaar will feature over 50 vendors.

American Education week is celebrated this week, November  13th-17th. We should take this time to thank those individuals who are providing a quality education to the youth in our communities.

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Teacher: If you have 10 muffins and your friend asks for 2 of them, how many muffins would you have left?

Me: 10

Teacher: Okay, let me try again. You have 10 muffins. What if your friend takes 2 of your muffins, how many would you have left?

Me: Still 10 muffins… and 1 injured friend.

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A 70 year old man asked his wife, “Do you feel sad when you see me running after young girls?”

Wife replied, “No, not at all. Even dogs chase cars they can’t drive!”

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The past is unchangeable… the future is unknown… and now is a gift… that’s why it’s called the present.

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Have a good week!