Jerry’s Jottings 12-27-2017

We are nearing the end of 2017 and look to 2018 for a year of peace and prosperity. I hope everyone has their New Year’s resolutions ready! Have a Happy New Year!

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After months of searching, Pat found a job in electrical engineering. Pat traveled to various locales to analyze and fix problems with his company’s equipment. Yet it frustrated him that his employer gave him little training.

One day Pat heard about some training classes coming up and asked his boss if he might attend.

“For sure,” his boss said. “I was already planning on sending you.”

  “You were?”

“Oh yes, who do you think is going to be teaching it?”

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A man was driving the wrong way down a one-way street.

He was stopped by a policeman. “This is a one-way street,” said the officer.

“I know,” said the motorist, “I’m only going one way.”

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Some times the best option is to just shut up and be quiet.

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Have a good week and a Happy New Year!!