Sitting in the bar George asks his 40-year-old friend John, “How come you aren’t married?”
John replies, “I haven’t found the right woman yet.”
“So what are you looking for?”
“Oh, she’s got to be real pretty, a good cook, and house keeper. She’s got to know how to handle money, have a nice and pleasant personality, and money. She’s got to have money. And a nice big house wouldn’t hurt either.”
“A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU!” says George.
“Oh, it’s okay, if she is crazy.”
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Doctor: “I see you’re over a month late for your appointment. Don’t you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What’s your excuse?”
Patient: “I was just following your orders, Doc.”
Doctor: “Following my orders? What are you talking about?
Patient: “You told me to avoid people who irritate me.”
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Happiness is like a butterfly, the more you chase it, the more it will elude you. If you capture it against it’s will, you will kill it. But if you set your mind on other things, it might just come and sit gently on your shoulder.
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Have a good week!!
