Daylight Savings Time begins this Sunday. Don’t forget to turn your clocks ahead. Spring will be here soon.
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Dr. O’Mahony tells his patient: “I have bad news and worse news, Walt.”
“Oh dear,” Walt replies. “What’s the bad news?” asks the patient.
The doctor replies: “You only have 24 hours to live.”
“That’s terrible,” says the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
Dr. O’Mahony replies: “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.
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Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop.
“What’s the matter?!” she asked.
“Where’s the body?!” demanded the officer.
“What are you talking about?”
“We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart was being butchered to pieces in this house.”
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I grew up living paycheck to paycheck…
But through hard work, time and perseverance…
I now live direct deposit to direct deposit!
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Have a good week!!
