A football fan is a guy who’ll yell at the quarterback for not spotting an open receiver forty-five yards down the field…
… And then head for the parking lot and not be able to find his own car!
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The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.
“It was enough to make anybody faint,” he said. “My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower.”
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
– ALBERT EINSTEIN –
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Have a good week!!
